Whats the Matter With Lindsey Lohan?!?,?

I mean its like shes planning this.Like O the next day im going to go hit a tree and p out then im going to go Get a DUI and o i better put these drugs in my pants pocket and the after that im going to be on every magazine with a picture of me ped out,i think she was trying to be like Paris Hilton Before she want to jail and like she can actually die the next day if she keeps on living like this.